Hahaha...no
Sarcasm is an art. If it was science, I'd have a PhD
Home Theme

thebootydiaries:

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i’m the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

cognato:

me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

(via thebootydiaries)

ThemesLtd.com has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player, Twitter Headers and Tumblr Follower Counter